Happy Birthday Lt. Dan.

You say it's your birthday (lies I tell you...you'd never tell anyone it was your bday)
It's my birthday too, yeah (ok..no it's not)
They say it's your birthday (who are "they" exactly?)
We're gonna have a good time (I'm having a good time painting here)
I'm glad it's your birthday (tru nuf)
Happy birthday to you (Have a great day)

And for you....